Funny Dish Towels

Funny Dish Towels with phrases saying...

"Never blame someone else for the road you're on.. That's your own asphalt."
"Beach & Sunshine... The only BS I need in my Life."
"THE BEACH. The only place where Salt lowers your blood pressure."
"I hate it when I see an Old Person and then realize we went to School Together."
"Here's to Loving Family and Friends and the Alcohol that makes this Possible."
"Aging Gracefully is an art. Aging Disgracefully is a BLAST."
"WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT"
"I laughed so hard a tear ran down my leg."
"Drink Up Bitches!"
"Nurses can't Fix Stupid but they can Sedate It."

Each sold separately